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INSIDE HOLLYWOOD By Herb Stein HOLLYWOOD Calif May 3 CREAM OF THE CROP Note from Robert Q Lewis Old theatrical pictures are too wiqe lor my television screen The other night Isaw a picture with Robert Tay Hedy Lam Lionel Barry and Wal ¬ ter Brenn Leo Guild Marty Ragaway said it Bob Hope really enjoys being Bob Hope but Bing Crosby doesnt enjoy being Bing Crosby Mike Connolly Bob Stack filming John Paul Jones in sunny Spain scribbles The countryside is so beautiful and realistic that for a moment I thought I was work ing on the backlot at MGM Kendis Rochlen Influence of TV note Heard a man say We always have Robin Hood for dinner Monday Matt Weinstock Morgan Lane can remember when a juve ¬ nile delinquent was a kid who owed eight cents on an overdue library bock Sidney Skolsky Joan Tabor wears a charm on her bracelet which says Everywhere I go I go too and spoil everything BUI Kennedy George Gobel appearing at the NAB convention showed in a tuxedo pointed to his black tie commented Me in an outfit like this is like pouring Chan ¬ nel No 5 on a goat Army Archerd In a Hill St jewelry store a window dis ¬ play of Mothers pay Gift Suggestions in ¬ cludes an engagement and wedding ring Art Ryon Windjammer is the story of a sailing vessel Not as you may have supposed a politician running for office George E Phair Handy Vehicle One Detroit firm How makes an allpurpose station wagon that can be used as a family car an ambulance or a hearse Sounds like the perfect ve jhicle for Sunday driving Hollywood Cit ¬ izenNews Two gals named Peggy and Jane have worked out a deal The first one who buys a sack dress has to wear a sign on the back I can go along with a joke Weinstock Phyliss Standish A good director can make a bad actor good a good actor great a great actor humble Guild Memo tacked to the callboard by Al Simon the television pro ¬ ducer Make certain that pone of the actresses in No Warning are ever allowed to wear sack dresses before the cameras After this ridiculous fad wears off these fashions will automatically date our show and thus have a deleterious effect on fu ¬ ture reruns Ryon Friendship Two women mad at the same person Connolly Spencer Tracy We should go back to being mysterious again like during the stock company days Then all the actors were great until they got palsy with the town folk In the old days people had to pay 2 to see the curtain go up There was some mystery and excitement to actors then Hollywood Reporter Farnsworth Alsop went into a Filmland restaurant to have lunch After waiting 15 minutes for a waiter he called one over and said he had only one hour for lunch To this the waiter coldly replied I dont have time to discuss labor troubles now Jimmy Starr Bob Taylor has some words of advice for todays movie glamor boys some of them bitter about living in Hollywoods goldfish bowl Invasion of privacy is standard equipment that goes with the job You have to take it until you wear em out he says Erskine Johnson Eyebrows are falling back into place now that the Olympic theatre downtown has changed the marquee billing which read all week long Heaven Knows Mr Allison This Could Be The Night Ken i nedy Dave Epstein swears he heard a western bad man complain to the mar ¬ shal He stuck a gun in my stomach and threatened to blow my brains out Guild Denise Lor tells of the guy who ran up to a psychiatrist yelling Doc you gotta help me My brother thinks hes a horse and entered himself in tomorrows race Thats terrible the doctor sighed Sure it is the guy secreamed he looked awful in his workout Starr Tempest Storm says the life of a stripper is like this the more clothes she takes off the more she can afford to put on Connolly Earl Holliraan about his recent suc ¬ cess in TV disks and pix says Its like learning the three Rs Residuals Royal ¬ ties and Retakes Archerd At the Executive and Technical Women of In dustry banquet Miss Jeannette Ginsberg discussed the current trend in fashion A woman in a chemise dress she said is like money in the bank Its there but you cant see it Gene Sherman From Daily Variety The ladies might not think much of the similarity expressed in RKOs latest title protest Filed with the MPAA Title Registrations Bureau its against Paramounts J1 Married A Monster From Outer Space Company claims the title is similar to its George GobelDiano Dors starrer I Married a Woman
